Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Year

I just want to wish Everyone a very Happy New Year and here is my 2011 Contract!

2011 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration...your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2011!

It was a very hard decision to try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2011

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.


May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.


May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!


May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy


May the problems you had forget your home address!


In simple words ...

May 2011 be the best year of your life, a year from Heaven!!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!



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